Nap trapped. Gotta use the potty myself 😵‍💫🙏😩 🚽

Certain a neighbor is trying “Bark it Out” with their doggie for the last 8 hours 😩

Baby milk breath 🥰

If I had a dollar for every time I read some boomer mother/in-law recommended rice cereal in a bottle 🤑🤑🤑🤑

Nursing top in black? Makes NO sense!

You know when you’ve plugged your phone into a charger only to discover the charger wasn’t ever plugged into an outlet therefore your phone actually hasn’t been recharged at all?

That’s what going to sleep for the night as a parent is like.

It’s been a much cooler 102° day, sweating bullets as you rock baby for a nap 🥵

Baby thinks Papa’s snoring is the sound machine 🫣🤣

When you’re excited to order AIO cloth diapers 😳

“Quick shower” means 6 minutes, tops, including shampooing of long hair.

Groundhog Bebe

Dinosaur? Squeaky toy? Vulture? #newbornsleepsounds