Woke up this morning and wrote 1500 words before work. Some of them even exist in the English language, so that's pretty cool.

currently accepting nominations for beta reader of the year 💅

It is MONDAY which means it's time for a no-context episode title poll! Help us choose a title for our new episode coming at you THURSDAY!

-House-Sized Wolves
-A Small Bird Aint Shit
-Do Not Smoke The Bird's Cigarettes
-Look How Ripped My Dead Body Is

Corner brownies are trash, center brownie gang unite

How dare you perceive me in such a heinous fashion

Today is my cook Ana's citizenship interview! She's been studying and gathering references for weeks, and is Very Nervous about it.

Wish her luck today!!

My wife just swirled her wine glass and said thoughtfully ‘I wonder if babies come out all wrinkly because they’ve been sitting in water for nine months’

Merch restock alert!! Coming in BIG with a brand-new Hails {COMMS ON PAUSE} designed Gravewalker tee in our merch store AND a restock of our racerback tees in all sizes!

YO who's got time to read 4 chapters of a New Thing I'm working on?? 👀

Mild spoiler for episode 6

Critically Stupid Podcast I couldn't leave this as a YouTube comment, so I had to come here just to let you know.

Not me fully forgetting the name of the main character in the book I WROTE

This Gus? Oh he grumpy

Adult life is telling yourself 'if I can just get through this week, next week will be better' every week until you die

I've been thinking about it and I really do believe the day I learned how to spell 'silhouette' regularly on the first try was the day I became insufferable.

Friendly reminder we are looking for artists to collab with on our merch program!! If you're a graphic designer and looking for a paid gig DM us!

My disdain for muppets is well-documented and yet somehow I find myself in a position where I have to record an entire episode of d&d as a muppet.

So, goblins…which muppet should I be?

Happy Seattle Indie Bookstore Day! Might I recommend Twice Sold Tales, my favorite used bookstore in the city? Labyrinthine corridors of books and hushed whispers, and a treasure of loved books!

You can a lot about people from the small details. My father has a soup stain on every shirt he owns, and the picture of my mom in her wedding dress he keeps on his desk has never seen a single speck of dust.

Tonight is the Book Sticker Awards goblins. Keep them fingies crossed for me.