One thing about me is that I'm always gonna eat a pack of Dunkaroos and throw on some 90’s boy band music.

oh, me? my halloweekend was a movie bro. i got like, three king sized candy bars from the big house down the street and then traded them for dunkaroos.

I showed up to Dunkaroos HQ in the kangaroo costume today but nobody else dressed up, so now I’m hiding in the bathroom taking my Zoom calls with the camera off.

Big Halloween doesn't want you to know this, but you can go trick or treating well into adulthood if you dress up as a ghost and don’t say anything.

growing up isn’t so bad after all 💙

Don’t worry, he’s pretty friendly once you get to know him.

*pulls Dunkaroos cookie out of container* she loves me *pulls a Dunkaroos cookie out of container* she loves me not

PSA: Remember to check your Halloween candy this year. We found a brick in our Dunkaroos frosting.

Bad day? Dunkaroos.
Good day? Dunkaroos.
Sad? Dunkaroos.
Happy? Dunkaroos.
Bored? Dunkaroos.
Hungry? Dunkaroos.

My son is gonna be so mad when he finds out I named him Chip (short for Chocolate Cookies & Chocolate Chip Frosting)

'Why didn't you make fun new flavors when I was a kid?' It was the 90s, we were too busy trying to make the frosting neon green.

Look out, he'll be back for those Dunkaroos next