The criterion closet is so beautiful. To see filmmakers reclaim as a space of prestige, honor even, the locker that normal kids shoved them into

If you don’t empty this FUCKING safe right now… I swear to god I will reimagine this Shakespeare play from the point of view of its female character

this is what the titanic hit

happy 4th anniversary of the time broti gupta tweeted this image of me and filmmaker Ava Duvernay thought it was real

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If I had never seen an american apartment building I would be so scared. I would assume it was used for punishment

Catdog is real. i met him

Have had the best time doing horror. And also filming this movie! Haha

it has to sting when a scientist discovers you and names you 'ground hog'

this just isnt where we are right now. read the room

women are always throwing themselves at kermit. you cant exactly say miss piggy's jealousy is without basis

this is real

Thank god for my being on hold kink. I would be so pissed off trying to ask my health insurance a question. Instead im incredibly horny

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fuck Santa

i wish i loved anything as much as my upstairs neighbors love moving furniture around. i could conquer the world if i had half the passion they do for dropping bowling balls

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on kids holding hands: 'who called it kindergarten and not the original blockchain?'

-- broti gupta, lecture hall (the world's best podcast)