Shabbat Shalom from JVP Columbia and the rest of the Liberated Zone!

PHILLYYYY 4/24 is around the corner…. Come see me live Ilysm

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I love Brett Gelman’s thing where he’s like “I’m a smexy Jaddy 😜😜” while being one of the most visibly dandruff afflicted public figures of the last 50 years. every picture I see of him, he’s wearing like a caftan, aviators, a Pokeball, and he’s ENSHROUDED in flakes

I have never seen anything like this happen before at Columbia. There is no fear left among students. Organizers were arrested en masse & when I got out of jail, I was told students occupied another lawn on their own. Hundreds are willing to risk arrest. I am so filled with hope.

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Israelis are so used to genocidal mass extermination that when Iran only targets military installations they view it as weakness. They think humanity is weakness.

Weddings are amazing!!!! I’ve ALWAYS wanted to dance to Lil Jon with my great uncle Milton’s SON!!!!!!

The most horrifying thing I’ve read.

Sorry my hackles are up! A man just referred to a woman as a firecracker in front of me

Yayayayyayayyy

Centrist Democrats will really be like “Biden is funding the most PROGRESSIVE genocide in United States history.”

I think when the famine in Gaza is well underway, there are officially no more hospitals there at all, and Israel is blowing up people who try to deliver food, it's safe to say that we're in the full-extermination phase. Every apologist & collaborator is inescapably a Nazi

ooooh you trust western reporting? awww do u need your binky too? your bassinet rocking too fast?

I think trans-ness is one of the most 'another world is possible' ideas out there, an idea that makes everyone freer, a perfect idea that other ideas should be modeled on

Every year I am surprised that people celebrate Easter! No judgment, of coarse!

Jolene! im having a pregame tonight. dancing and martinis and stuff, no bad vibes, lol. Just wear a turtleneck and if your hair is down i'll slit ur throat

**Just Announced**
You know him, you may not know him, but you're damn sure gonna love him! Comedian EJ Marcus brings a special hour to the stage next month on 4.24
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BRAND NEW HOUR OF STAND UP!!!! april 17 @ nico's wines in LA! $5! schedule.nicosla.com/e/justimagine/…

At this point if you’re able to defend Israel’s actions 6 months into unrelenting slaughter I do not know you anymore. We are living in different realities. There is no nuance in bombing an orphanage and it looks more and more ridiculous, cartoonishly evil to claim it has any use