Melons took me back here after a whole week.
Time to pay the farmer or regret later!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

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Staying Fit 💪🏿

Former president Uhuru Kenyatta not attending CDF Ogolla memorial service at Ulinzi Complex Stadium because of his ego or wrangles with his former Deputy/ President William Ruto is bad. You were a states man and the CDF also served under your government. Show some patriotism!

Dear Chelsea fc
You know how loyal we've been. Man City must see dust.

Mkona ya baba iko wapi jameni 🤔

African Business 💚

The only cayenne they can afford

Our boy when others were training

African Business 💚
Leo my boys wameamua kazi ni kujenga taifa...
Anywhooooo ni weekend.

Scenes later😭😭

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Truth hurts too much!

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

B/W thread anyone?

Simps should be beheaded

The rains did injustice to Nyakemincha Secondary School.
How substandard are the schools structures kwani?
It's dangerous out here.

Acha tukalale bas

When my grandfather died, he was cremated. On rhe cremation day, the crematorium dude tossed him really hard in the incinerator.

I was like,' yoh, easy dude, it's his first time'

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. 'You've got to have a room somewhere,' he pleaded. 'Or just a bed, I don't care where.'

'Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,' admitted the manager, 'and he might be glad to