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...Go, sell your possessions, and give the money to the poor... ~Jesus. Some headlines, some satire; something for everyone.

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Eric the editor πŸŒŽπŸ«‚(@Editor_of_Eric) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm doing my patriotic duty today and catching up on the Jan. 6 hearings.

Let's please never elect a crook like Donald Trump again. Fraudsters like Trump will happily and intentionally goose-step us into tyranny.

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Happy New Year news:

- Vanilla Ice turns 90

- EMERGENCY: Mar-A-Lago suddenly triples weekly mass diaper order

- Ted Nugent down to three teeth

- CRISIS: Donald Trump causes world bronzer shortage

- Humanity mourns extreme trauma Melania nose, olfactory has endured

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Happy New Year news:

- Vanilla Ice turns 90

- EMERGENCY: Mar-A-Lago suddenly triples weekly mass diaper order

- Ted Nugent down to three teeth

- CRISIS: Donald Trump causes world bronzer shortage

- Humanity mourns extreme trauma Melania nose, olfactory has endured

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Christmas news:

- TRUMP AROMA: Could be better

- Shaun King monetizing literally everything

- Trump wishes everyone tremendous unhinged ranty hostile dirty old man Christmas

- Maga crying after guy wishes them 'Happy Holidays'

- Melania reveals pet name for Trump: 'Stinky'

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Thurs news:

- Constitution Suspender Donald Trump 'tremendous' at being charged with felonies

- Melania feeding hubs 45 hamberders per day

- Social media probably going to kill us all

- Roseanne Barr opens for [checks notes] Donald Trump

- Joe Manchin screws country again

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Tues news:

- THEATRE: Lauren Boebert tries to squeeze Beetlejuice out of guy

- Shaun King claims he George Santos

- Ted Cruz intolerable

- Melania runs off with Jimmy G as he actually 6'2', 225

- NEW HAMPSHIRE: Impeached Indicted Bronze Former Guy tells citizens not to vote

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I wish Biden would come out and say he wants Trump on the ballot. The 14th doesn't apply. Then thanks him for the playbook describing how to never leave office and the appreciation of knowing he can't be charged, no matter what he does. And ends it with ' My Fellow Americans ,…

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What I always hear: β€œWe can’t afford to pay our workers $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: β€œWe can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.

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Saturday news:

- Ron Johnson to women: 'GET THE HELL OUT OF WISCONSIN'

- Herschel Walker vows to fight for Georgians' right to pay for mistress abortions

- Rudy Giuliani says he'll pay ex-wife $225k in 'two weeks'

- PayPal gives Geraldo $2500 to 'never take shirt off again'

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NEWS:

- Lauren Boebert gropes around for new district

- Ron Johnson claims he better at insurrection than Trump

- UNEXPECTED: Bunch of people agree with Chris Christie

- NAGINI NEWS: Trump accidentally swallows own tail

- Mike Pence nearly exciting as Al Gore

- TRUMP: Unfit

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Saturday news:

- Melania says she can smell hubs from 'way over here'

- Steven Crowder, Joe Rogan discover they attended same non-medical school

- Don Jr liver sends 'HELP ME' note

- Ronna McDaniel somehow still employed

- Everything Trump touches turns into Filet-O-Fish

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Guaranteed basic income, the concept of no-strings-attached payments to provide people with a financial floor, is being tested in pilot programs across the country. Stockton, California was one of the first cities to launch a pilot program in 2019. to.pbs.org/3GW8UcI

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Covie(@covie_93) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Any GOP presidential candidate who say they would pardon trump the next question to them should be:

'So you believe donald trump is guilty?'

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Saturday news:

- Melania says she can smell hubs from 'way over here'

- Steven Crowder, Joe Rogan discover they attended same non-medical school

- Don Jr liver sends 'HELP ME' note

- Ronna McDaniel somehow still employed

- Everything Trump touches turns into Filet-O-Fish

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