Is custard soup?

Guys I just discovered this brand new tiny really unknown cozy-wozy twee little-wittle uwu game. Its called stardew valley and honestly I think other really annoying people who romanticise living in a village but don't understand what that's actually like would love it!

I saw Kate Middleton bulk buying kebab flavour pot noodles in home bargains today but I'm not one to gossip

Bro it's really gay to wipe your own ass. You should be outsourcing it to your mommywife

Maybe if you stop fucking around and finding out you could start leaping forth and having fun?
Maybe you should also start sending me hundreds of pounds every week for my advice too...
No, you definitely should

I remembered the funny

Clown porn giant honkers

Forgot how to be funny lol

“free palestine from the river to the sea” means palestinians no longer live in an apartheid state and are free of the occupation and have equal rights & representation, not genocide of the jews.

just like “black lives matter” never meant white lives don’t matter.

As UK Prime Minister I would get rid of the archaic voting structure in favour of a FPTP (First Pop That Pussy) system

Seeing like nice animals in the wild is fine, yeah wow a nice cute little bird great. But seeing a rat going about their business has me cheering and wishing them a great day

♡ Amuseable Devilled Egg

How do you get the little guy in your head to stop operating the jukebox in there and fuck off for a bit? But without making him sad