The gift that keeps on giving

There is a 100% chance these two will be sent to cover the 2024 election as it heats up

I’ll be arrested for a skiball point shaving scandal in a few months fyi

The woke left could never understand the nuances of forgetting where you parked your car

Norm MacDonald:

“Florida’s problem? NOT ENOUGH MOSQUITOS”

Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins to their opponents today.

On the 70s detective diet (my lunch was black coffee, a pastrami sandwich & a cigarette)

“Vote for me I killed a dog”

After recently marathoning the Drew Carey sitcom where he’s basically Gallant from Highlights magazine, these past few days have been very funny in retrospect

Okay maybe I gotta dry out a bit

She just want you and your friends to do it in the backyard so you don’t smell up the basement and let her know if you kids needs snacks

The purpose of housing is to provide shelter, not for a return on investment hope that helps

Sorry I made this.

10/10 repair

So Texas cops rush people, just not if someone has an AR-15, got it

This is who’s tweeting “Jaylen Brown thinks he’s like that💀💀💀”

I can think of one glaring example that of all the US airports, maybe Logan should not have lax security measures

I’ve been laughing at the last name on this list being “Ian” for 20 minutes. All I can hear is funkmaster flex “we got method man on this track! We got Jermaine Dupree! We got Ralph!”