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Eleanor Morton ($8)

@EleanorMorton

Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Work enquiries: @ebdonmgt

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linkhttp://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton calendar_today18-08-2011 18:06:08

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Can You Hear Me Now? is up on BBC Sounds – I had the best fun recording this I *love* character comedy so big thanks to our performers Jim, Lorna, Eleanor, Michael & Will. We need a place for the character crazies of the circuit! 😍bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

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I am re-listening to Soundheap before s2 comes out and I just love it. If you like silly sketches about made up podcasts have a listen open.spotify.com/show/73QDQXfWt…

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It’s been so heartening to see, every Saturday, how much support the cause of the Palestinian people has in Edinburgh. To see just a fraction of you here on Tuesday would mean the world. All ticket proceeds minus booking fees will go to Medical Aid for Palestinians 🎟️ Link in bio

It’s been so heartening to see, every Saturday, how much support the cause of the Palestinian people has in Edinburgh. To see just a fraction of you here on Tuesday would mean the world. All ticket proceeds minus booking fees will go to @MedicalAidPal 🎟️ Link in bio #palestine
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Eleanor Morton ($8)(@EleanorMorton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just thinking about that time a painter had to paint an ermine for a portrait of Elizabeth I, and he'd never seen a live one, so he painted it covered in lil ermine tails cos he though that was what their fur was like

Just thinking about that time a painter had to paint an ermine for a portrait of Elizabeth I, and he'd never seen a live one, so he painted it covered in lil ermine tails cos he though that was what their fur was like
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‘Can You Hear Me Now?’ airs SUNDAY 7.15pm BBC Radio 4 a character comedy showcase featuring some of the best new character performers on the circuit, and what a line up we have for our pilot show! Lorna Rose Treen Michael Fry Eleanor Morton ($8) MC Hammersmith & host Jim Smith 👍

‘Can You Hear Me Now?’ airs SUNDAY 7.15pm @BBCRadio4 a character comedy showcase featuring some of the best new character performers on the circuit, and what a line up we have for our pilot show! @lornlornlors @BigDirtyFry @EleanorMorton @mc_hammersmith & host @standupfarmer 👍
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Eleanor Morton ($8)(@EleanorMorton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Normally I wouldn't play into 'Weegies say the funniest things' but I ws outside a pub & a guy pointed at the sky & said 'Whit planet dae ya hink tha is?' & I said 'I dunno, Venus? Mars?' &he took a long disdainful drag & said 'Ah bet its fuckin Jupiter' like it had wronged him

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Josh Gondelman(@joshgondelman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hi! I recorded a little mini-special called “Trauma Response” with Don't Tell Comedy! I am really proud of these jokes, and I hope you enjoy them! It would really mean a lot to me if you’d watch the set and comment/share it if you like it!

Hi! I recorded a little mini-special called “Trauma Response” with @donttellcomedy! I am really proud of these jokes, and I hope you enjoy them! It would really mean a lot to me if you’d watch the set and comment/share it if you like it!
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Emma(@scousepie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The King’s Prostate, a light hearted family drama doing a full Fringe run at the Summerhouse with immediate West End transfer in 2024

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Catriona MacLeod(@ThatCatMacLeod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me to other people who get painful rejections: REJECTION IS REDIRECTION! HOW WONDERFUL! LIFE IS LIMITLESS! 💖✨🥹👏🏻

Me to me when I get a painful rejection: time to give up, you piece of shit

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh cool. More unchecked capitalism. That's been going really well for 45 years. Top plan, opposition. Very fresh. Very exciting. Very sensible and grown-up.

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