You know nothing about toxic relationships unless you're in it with yourself.

'Russian authorities must keep Russian people in a state of constant amazement'
— Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin

Thunderstorms are nature's opera.

With a test like this, success comes from what we learn, and today’s test will help us improve Starship’s reliability as SpaceX seeks to make life multi-planetary

10 minutes to launch

Fingers crossed

Separated at birth!

ElenaEpaneshnik and Ricky Gervais are really identical!

Similarities:
・Physically: 97%
・Personality: 94%
・Dress style: 95%
・Way of speaking: 92%

#findYourTwin #toasteed
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At the end of the tunnel there's a bunch of unqualified people trying to change a light bulb.

You can do your best to avoid idiots, but you can't run away from yourself.

The Old Man and the Sea

Never thought I'd miss those days

Going to hell has never been so expensive.

Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut.

We never share the same shade of darkness.

For those who haven't read Orwell's 1984 — too late. You won't be interested.

I just want to mark this day as one of the peaks of human insanity.

Soon in Russia:
When you took a nice photo, but you can no longer access your Instagram account.

for sale: oligarch yacht, never confiscated

Wheatfield With Crows
Vincent van Gogh
1890

I like to think it's a bad joke, but I won't be surprised if it isn't.