Ice spice so dumb why befriend a girl you used to bullied should have known she had a vendetta against you. This ain’t like the movies now.

Refusing to be in charge of food orders at work.

Recently was planning a gaming day with a bunch of men & they decided to order pizzas and just moved on. I was like hold on, who’s ordering them? You should have seen their guilt ridden faces.

Ugh why are pretty women my weakness this is how I keep getting myself in trouble 🤦🏾‍♀️

Went to go pick up his son, see how effective shaming is lmao

Fun fact .. music is regional… even black American music.. someone from the south probably doesn’t like go-go, someone from the north probably doesn’t get bounce music.. everything isn’t for everyone .. please let black Americans rest from living rent free in yall heads

I have NEVER EVER EVER seen police do this at those Proud Boys protests.

run it back I got my own money.

A song over 6 minutes going #1 with no promo. Just a shadow drop on a Tuesday.
That’s the culture. 💯

did my last pilates class today 🙏🏾

Because y’all still give these bums a sense of community. Exile their dumb asses and you’ll see how bothered they really get

Nah Latto said get in the booth and the rappers said bet

Hotties it’s officially MEGAN MAY 🐍 Get ready 🔥

Add the right one to the gallery pls and thank you

Omg Rihanna use your butt!!!

So I went to Pilates this morning & at the end of class as I’m wiping down my machine, I hear a woman yell “ SERIOUSLY, YOU’RE IN HERE WITH THIS BITCH!?”… I Turned around so fast cause BITCH WHO?!

My Dad to 22 year old me: Son, in a relationship there's a man and a woman. Which one are you?

Me: Neither. We're two men who respect each other.

Dad: Bullshyt, I seen ya 'partner.' I know you da girl.

Me:

SHE WANTED TO CACKLE IN HER FACE SO BAD

LMFAOOOOO KAMALA, PLZ 💀

Misleading not to specify that hes Nigerian. Especially since he claimed not having the generational trauma of slavery makes him better suited to talk to white people. A fool.

Had an accident yesterday (I’m fine). I call the cops immediately. The gentleman that caused it was speaking with me fine but when the cops got there all of a sudden he didn’t speak English. So I switched to Spanish then it was 😧. Like cmon man don’t play on my face now

she’s right n she should say it louder