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jon drake(@DrakeGatsby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just saw a tiktok live of a cat eating a rotisserie chicken in the middle of the street while listening to Hall & Oates

Would you like to see it

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Fomo Simpson 🎄(@HaliPhacks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

70s backup goaltender you have to stop. you cobra too tough. your seals too different. your teal jersey is too bad. they’ll kill you

70s backup goaltender you have to stop. you cobra too tough. your seals too different. your teal jersey is too bad. they’ll kill you
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SingleBabyMama(@_SingleBabyMama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My sis stopped to see my mom, who lives in senior living apartments. They have fliers for activities posted in the elevator and on one someone wrote “JOYCE IS A BITCH!” I mean, these are old people, it apparently never ends!😂

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SingleBabyMama(@_SingleBabyMama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Listening to Christmas music and was like what in the sam hell is this?!?!

🎶Snow, I wanna wash my hands, my face and hair with snow🎶

Apparently it’s from White Christmas. Those old timey people were, I don’t know, something.

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Jack Boot(@IamJackBoot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had to sit with my father in a crowded doctor's waiting room. He likes to talk, he is hard of hearing, he was born in 1930 and has the opinions of a man born in 1930. It was a situation.

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iain(@ACartoonCat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*first time bungee jumping*

ʞɔnⅎ ʅʅǝϺ :ǝɯ

me: Oh this is kinda cool

ssǝnƃ I uᴉɐƃɐ ǝɯ ʞɔnɟ llǝM :ǝɯ

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kids_kubed 🇨🇦(@Kids_kubed) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My daughter’s music teacher sent her recorder music to practice at home

From one teacher to another, I appreciate your dedication but at the same time I hope you step on a piece of lego barefoot

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jon drake(@DrakeGatsby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Santa you have to stop. Your sleigh bells too jingly. Your laugh too jolly. Your Christmas cheer too strong. They’ll kill you Santa

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Ⓜ️isterD(@MisterD78UK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

drinking one glass of water to hydrate and then immediately peeing 3 glasses worth is why I have the trust issues

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Wilde Thingy(@wildethingy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My jokes aren't getting as many likes as they used to.

I might spend next year as a hate-filled, online conspiracy nut instead and anyone who tries to stop me is clearly a Satan worshipping Marxist.

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Lance Said This(@Lance_Said_This) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at whatever is just a smidge above that, because sadly those are your only two choices.

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Tony P.(@Tbone7219) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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