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Elvis Lebowski 🎣

@ElvisLebowski

W E E N I E I N B I O 🌭 Not the droid you’re looking for

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calendar_today07-03-2021 23:07:09

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Angry Staffer 🌻(@Angry_Staffer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gen Z: WE DEMAND A CEASEFIRE!

Biden: I want that too.

Blinken: I’m working on that right now.

Trump: Israel has to finish the problem. FINAL SOLUTION!!

Biden: no, that’s wrong. Civilians must be protected.

Hamas: we aren’t releasing the hostages

Israel: we aren’t going…

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Judd Legum(@JuddLegum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1. In his 2024 campaign, Trump is pitting native-born Americans against immigrants

Trump tells his crowds that immigrants are going to take their jobs and reduce their wages

New data, however, confirms that these claims are false

Immigrants are saving the US economy

🧵

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Elvis Lebowski 🎣(@ElvisLebowski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Giving cops immunity from prosecution may very well be the tipping point for me to find greener pastures than the US. This man child is a certifiable idiot.

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andyroddick(@andyroddick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Acyn They can’t go after me. Mostly cause I don’t commit crimes. But yes had I paid hush money to a porn star while my wife was pregnant and I was running for President and wanted to avoid negative coverage therefore making it campaign finance fraud which is a felony ……. Then yes,…

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Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️(@Ostrov_A) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🔥🔥🔥 Senator John Fetterman: “Of course, it’s a great American value to protest, but I don’t believe living in a pup tent for Hamas is really helpful.”

🔥🔥🔥 @SenFettermanPA: “Of course, it’s a great American value to protest, but I don’t believe living in a pup tent for Hamas is really helpful.”
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Peter Henlein(@SwissWatchGuy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Top MAGA politicians:

Kristi Noem- shoots her 14 month old dog because it was ‘worthless as a hunting dog’.

Matt Gaetz- attends drug parties with underage girls he sleeps with, throws House GOP into chaos because the speaker refused to quash an ethics investigation into the…

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Elvis Lebowski 🎣(@ElvisLebowski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My girl chases geese and I let her. Sometimes she gets confused and chases ducks or swans (and swans don’t play that). I’m not taking her to a gravel pit and shooting her because I’m a decent human being. Kristi Noem

My girl chases geese and I let her. Sometimes she gets confused and chases ducks or swans (and swans don’t play that). I’m not taking her to a gravel pit and shooting her because I’m a decent human being. @KristiNoem
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Edward Perez(@eddie1perez) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1/ Two years ago today, on 4/25/22, Twitter’s Board accepted Elon Musk’s offer to acquire the company at $54.20/share.

As an ex-director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve watched what Musk has done since then.

And today is my last post on this platform.

I’m leaving.
🧵>>>

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Evie CG(@cg_evie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

She’s been angry her entire life. This type of poisonous bacteria brewing inside someone for decades, only leads to worshipping one just as angry/nasty. Sharon didn’t wake 1 day and decided she’d follow a rapist psychopath on the road for a hate rally-she’s prayed for this chance

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Rachel Bitecofer 🗽💡🔭🦆(@RachelBitecofer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s time to tell America the story of what happened to their money 👇

50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down, economics study says.

cbsnews.com/news/tax-cuts-…

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Atticus Finch (of Georgia)(@Atticus59914029) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump is not a “man of the people”. He loves people who show him adulation and hates anyone who doesn’t.

It isn’t any more complicated than that.

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Tom Morello(@tmorello) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This guy’s pointed retort to the Fraternal Order of Police is 2024’s “Killing In The Name”. Bravo Alan Ritchson

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Kronos 🇺🇸(@IamKr0nos) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sadly Trump has never attended any of his sons or daughters HS graduations. Additionally, there’s no court proceedings on Barrons Graduation day.

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dave, aspiring peasant 🌳🦫(@aspiringpeasant) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One guy I worked around in Afghanistan got off the ch47 on his first op, saw some farmers clearing their irrigation ditches, and unloaded half-a-dozen CS gas grenades at them. Later he fragged himself with 40mm into a tree.

Result: Bronze Star, #1 rank at command, now a CIA para

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dave, aspiring peasant 🌳🦫(@aspiringpeasant) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's that time of year where vets are running for office and touting their awards as proof of honorable service.

I'm just your friendly neighborhood frogman reminding you of a few things:

1 - awards are largely worthless/made up
2 - don't vote for people *because* they're vets

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