woop woop get some soup

i refuse to be controlled by a calendar. happy birthday @ everyone

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

I would run around in there

Yeah the tech deck bird perch is a smash hit

born to be a lover girl forced to master detachment

me & who

A groundhog named chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years & eats it in front of a camera

i need to stare at a body of water about this

Goodbye cruel world

it’s juuust Toledo too late

Every day. Nothing compares to the midnight release of a new candle

i guess we'll never know

Young Jim Carrey was a different species

tiramisu is, in essence, a well balanced breakfast. eggs, coffee, a little pastry, etc.

Noticing a real uptick in people saying “acrosst” these days

Toledo is officially over.

idk maybe I think a lil lisp is cute

I tell ya, some of the absolute funniest humans I know do not ever want to be recorded. That shit is for US, not the internet, ya know? This is just a reminder to live fully in every second with those people.

Women in sports!!!