If I put my hair up in the middle of the work day shit is about to go down.

Not me tho.

I’m going to be an overtired ray of sunshine tomorrow.

When you can't fall asleep and you start hearing birds

Homelessness. Airplanes falling apart in flight. Firearms out of control. Veteran suicide daily.

Our government: We must make TikTok a priority, oh and send $100 billion overseas.

TikTok has shown me wondrous things, but it's also shown me that Americans might not butter their bread when they make a sandwich😬

Remember before the internet when your entire identity had to be summed up by three posters in your bedroom?

I do my best dreaming when I'm awake

Long conversations that are easy and effortless are my jam.

in my mind donna kelce and bradley cooper don’t even exist in the same timeline but this just made me so ridiculously giddy

Best fucking way to describe my brain's process is it makes some very complex things fucking simple and some very easy things fucking impossible for me

Autocorreted virgin to virgo, I'm a virgin not virgo

My kids school is really getting in the way of my sleeping

I just all caps’d I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU first thing in the morning to Emmy idgaf

Pay attention to who brings out the best in you, & who always tries to give you the best of them.

I'm not really introverted. I just value peace and quiet which includes staying far the fuck away from people's endless horseshit, deceptions, and drama.

Peace over everything...

Be a people builder. Leave someone better off than before. The world already has enough critics.

It’s so weird to me when people get annoyed that Taylor Swift writes songs about her own life. What do you want her to write about, The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist???

I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Listen, the tv volume stays on an even number and nobody gets hurt.