an english human(@English_Channel) 's Twitter Profileg
an english human

@English_Channel

Mad scientist. My Gish loves me.

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calendar_today23-02-2023 13:27:08

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Jon(@ArfMeasures) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wife: can you get Sarah a present today, she's expecting a baby
Me: sure

[Later]
Me *handing Sarah a newborn* you have a weird taste in gifts

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Rachel(@RachelNoise) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just heard my husband in the kitchen telling our cat “You’re not hungry, you’re bored. Drink some water.”

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