Also in faux MAGA outrage, the people blathering “patriotic” nonsense about the Cub pitcher and his “I love Murica” patch.

Aren’t we all?

Yes. If I want respect, I should put something classy in my bio, like my name is daddyphatsaks.

MAGA dorks are still so triggered by Megan Rapinoe.

At least Kyle Reis, 58% Neanderthal's holes get a break tonight.

This series is like a really long version of the Wide World of Sports promo. The Cardinals are the skier eating shit as he rolls down the hill at 90mph.

Don't worry friends, they're just 18 catcher's interferences away from getting right back in it.

Yuck. I’m out. Guess last night was the exception that proves the rule.

lol switched to my laptop, stream froze on the progressive ad, by the time it came back Arizona was up 2 more runs. Lort. I should just turn it back off.

If the HPU was my neighbor I’d egg his car.

It’s a Matzing

Hahaha crap

That was dumb.

I definitely believe the group whose thing is now making up insane rape accusations so they can be all 'hur hur hur where's metoo now?' has the best interests of women at heart when they throw little fits about trans athletes and bathrooms.

Love to almost miss that because they were slow getting back from break

GORM

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Fire everyone