what’s it called when you 69 but instead of sucking on each other’s cock and pussy, you eat each other’s asses out?

ham is pig ass

why are people so fascinated by fireworks?

6:27pm is not any more or any less “specific” than 6:25pm or 6:30pm. All 3 timestamps point to a singular point in time. Just because my chosen time of 6:27pm isn’t a timestamp increment of 5 doesn’t make it “specific”!! So tired of getting told that 🤬

What kind of bees make milk?

where can i get one of those AI girlfriends?

do we have ostriches here in AMERICA?

eating corn hehe

what’s it mean when your nipples get hard?

why does my asshole always smell like shit? i can literally just get out of the shower, stick a finger up my butt and smell it and it smells awful. i don’t get it. i JUST cleaned it. it should smell fine, but NOPE 😡

the difference between hungry and horny is where you put the cucumber

i was born at night…but not last night!!

i am ready for the aliens to come 👍🏼

are there really people out there who actually like hot dogs ??

calories shouldn’t count when you’re high

if you honk at me i honk at you back!! next think you know we are playing music :) so fun

what’s it mean when i have sweat dripping down my ass crack?

i often think about what it would be like to be my own grandpa