I wish humans also got the zoomies after pooping

Walk the streets of Canada and Germany and it is very hard to imagine they're doing it worse than us, let alone by 2.5x

Something feels off about these stats

The basketball equipment is starting to arrive to Ebeye.

My viewers are the best.

This was exactly their intention. Exactly why they murdered UN workers and World central kitchen workers.

This week's video is delayed for a few days because I was detained as a presumed Israeli spy in Lebanon and have been a little focused on talking my way out of a lifetime imprisonment

You chose it:

youtu.be/dy1UBZj4yHY

A) Ghetto Island's Violent Basketball

B) The Island of Violent Basketball

C) Playing Basketball in the Pacific Ocean

Easily the cutest music video I've ever seen. What a great band.

Tiny pepsi

Earlier today a man named Pierre was so excited to hear that I was visiting Lebanon that he gave me a 100 million year old fish fossil

This is easily the friendliest country on the planet, everyone here is unreal

Now I'm in Tripoli, where I'm pretending the army has brought out the big guns just for me

New paper out, led by PhD student Qusai Khraisha Qusai Khraisha
We found that you should be careful about using ChatGPT to conduct systematic reviews, but there is some evidence that for certain tasks / conditions, LLMs can perform as well as humans onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jr…

Now I'm in the old souk of Batroun, realizing it looks far more appealing at night than during the day

I don't think there's a nation whose international image is as inverse to its lived reality as Lebanon.

Great country with some terrible PR.

Now I'm on the top of Lebanon, marveling at their ski resort and beautiful mountains of snow

A. This man sold babies

B. Jailed for selling babies

C. Getting caught selling infants

D. The republican caught selling babies

E. Some combination therein that I'm leaving in the comments

Now I'm eating the best pizza in Lebanon

Now I'm in the national museum of Lebanon, enjoying history's weirdest little guys