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In 1998, archaeologists uncovered an ancient Korean tomb containing the mummified body of a 30-year-old man named Eung-Tae Lee. On his chest was a love letter from his pregnant wife to the father of her unborn child. The translation of the letter is as follows:

'To Won's Father…

Fascinating A Turkish homeowner chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement during renovations came across an abandoned underground Turkish city that once housed 20,000 people.

Excavation work uncovered an incredible marvel of engineering, a network of tunnels and shelters 18 levels…

“Make it a double, Dave. What a fucking week I’ve had”

For sale, one chicken, absolutely knackered.

Nature is Amazing ☘️ Geese flying along boat, wonderful. ?? 👍

No big deal; just a guy playing fetch with a beluga whale... 😮

Mood ☔️🌧️

I’m currently having one the worst sales months I’ve ever had after having a relatively healthy one on January. It’s almost as if we’re in a recession and no one has any money for unimportant stuff like wall art. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

'He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a strange back yard bears itself with less jauntiness than a man faced by such a prospect.'

#Wodehouse

This card from my late wife, sits on my desk. Whenever either of us went away on location, we always left cards on the pillow and in a suitcase. Saved boxes of them. To have loved and been loved, is her greatest gift & continues to sustain me. Happy ❤️alentine’s Day.❤️❤️❤️

So am I ❤️

why are they like that

'This one goes out to Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie who crafted a film that was both a critical success and a cultural phenomenon, delving into feminist themes through the lens of Barbie and challenging patriarchal norms. This movie not only resonated deeply but also grossed a…

You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.

Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated 'Barbie' for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film.

Okay then.

Let’s treat every man who wants to buy a gun the same way we treat women who want an abortion:

Waiting period
Parental permission
Doctor’s note
Watch video on dangers
Force him to travel hundreds of miles to gun store
Make him walk through protestors

Video by Nēv Schulman

6.20am, and I believe the technical term is 'bloody freezing '. It's going to be a double doughnut day at work.

At last I will have my vengeance