It’s ah-me.

It’s already illegal for non-citizens to vote, you dumb MFs.

Panties?! Panties under a sundress?! I’ve been lied to apparently, thanks Twitter.

It is so unfair that Norm MacDonald is not here to experience the death of O.J. Simpson. There could have been some amazing jokes.

I love how many websites are completely unusable because of the ads they have. I didn’t want to read that article anyway. I mean, fuck me, I guess

Recycling Monday’s recycled pic for hump day today.

I think I’m kind of funny AND sometimes I get naked. What’s not to like?? 🙄

Everything reminds me of her…

I thought this was cheese at first🥺

Now that the eclipse is over and all the people who lack any hint of critical thinking skills & who freaked out about the “end of the world” are still here, are you going to admit you were wrong and just dumb or what? …

If your bush is really poppin’, can you still tell people you’re having a good hair day?

Eclipse out with your tits out or something

heads up, ask her to sit on your face and you can have a total eclipse every day

😂😂😂

I could never afford to live in California. Every time I went out this week, a beer costs $14-20. I’d either go broke or sober.