I have long said that if I ever meet myself, we are 100% getting it on

Literally a life goal. I set the shower sprayer just right and pee so I can simulate this feeling

My (5🔃1 year old, kicked out of school for selling drugs)gf took my (6🔃1yo conservative homeschooled kid but addicted to his dick) virginity in the forests of East Fork Lake on a picnic blanket

Got my third tat

goon to this until ur brain melts xx

Debemos ser fieles a nuestra verdadera religión.

[2] Some people I like and follow, that you should too...

Have a great weekend!

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This is why headphones were invented

This perspective is so hot

calling all she/he/they/it’s!

check!💓 your!💓 breasts! 💓

(yes, even cis men!)

2 mins can quite literally save ur life 💓

#nsfw #nsfw twt #breastcancer #breastcheck

This was basically what 2003 was like

'People will think it's gross. Theyll think you're my kid!'

should i make another it one of these???

Depends heavily on time of day. but I went like 99% vegetarian a couple months ago and every square inch of me smells better idgi. Like, I NEED to smell myself bc it's so good, feet, ass, pits etc

Call me slishslishslishmael

To the boys and girls out there making captions, compilations, audios, and PMVs…

You are doing the lords work, I’m thankful for you and hope you bust a nice, sloppy nut later ❤️

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