Haaa!! This is the fakest shite ever. I was hoping the camera would pan up & that TikTok bloke who always cries started crying.

I've got 22 fucking kids mate, I was delivering pies before my 8th kid was born. Back off! #TheApprentice

100% confident with this prediction. #TheApprentice

Last ones picked go in goal. Them's the rules. #TheApprentice

'They were no longer 4 lads in jeans they were 4 men'

I know he's a nob, but this is a few months old. And if you watch the full video, he was actually instructed to hammer it in like that. And I'm not a Tory. #VoteNaturalLawParty 🌈

The bloke at the urinal who says 'Better out than in'

They got bored of adopting African children / buying micro pigs. This is the latest 'fashion'

And the award goes to *opens #Fortheloveofdogs envelope*

Just seen a radio controlled pterodactyl fly past the window. Shit's getting serious.

5 mins to go until - Alison Hammond doesn't even like dogs! She's pretending! Bring back Paul O'Grady! Outrage. #ForTheLoveOfDogs

Love this. An ego smashed to pieces. Thought he was Lionel Richie @ Glastonbury 2015

Absolute bollocks. How many gambling ads were about when he had the cash in the 70s & 80s? And I've read a few footballers' autobiographies. And a couple mention (when they played cards for cash on the team coach) that he was rubbish & always lost.

I never saw this the first time round. But the Karen redemption/ going bonkers #ClassicCorrie storyline makes Arnold go...

All countries should just leave them to it. They've been giving each other dirty looks for years. Sick of their shit. Tops off, in the car park. No cunt gets involved.

Hahahaha I fucking love Stephen tries yeno 😂😂😂😂

I saw that macaque's willy then under-water! It was like that Nirvana album cover 😀 #Mammals

#OnThisDay #OTD April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when '22 Short Films About Springfield' first aired on Fox. BILL OAKLEY Josh Weinstein #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

Might close my airspace too. I love new trends