

Bio B4 you follow me, know that Im just here for #Hashtag games and might annoy your feed with stupidity. Unfollow gets an unfollow. DM gets an unfollow. Capisce?
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Account created 07-11-2013 06:12:08
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Android : Saw(sages)
#BreakfastAMovieOrShow
Android : Breaking Bread
#BreakfastAMovieOrShow
Android : The Sports Drop Always read the comments first. I like BLOCK better.
Android : If she's hot enough, I'll put up with bullshit for maybe a week. As long as I'm getting laid. #JustThinkingOutLoud
Android : That feeling when you know you're gonna get fired.
#SignsYouShouldQuitYourJob
Android : Nadia White, daughter of the devil BANGBROSOFFICIAL Teambrian2016 (50,000 followers) Seeing you naked and fucking is great. I act ridiculous enough around here but truthfully? I prefer this 😅🤣
Android : Elle Johnson OooOooOoh! OOOOOOHHH!!!!!
Android : BlueWorld 😎 It was uneventful. But once I thought spraying the lit joint with aerosol would make the smoke come out smelling like fresh linen instead of blowing my face up. I thankfully didn't do it, but laughed instead. A lot.
Android : How To Lose A Ten Gallon Hat In Ten Days
#MakeAMovieTexan
Android : Cowgirls, Interrupted
#MakeAMovieTexan
Android : Jack Ranger
#MakeAMovieTexan
Android : Dead Men Don't Wear Chaps
#MakeAMovieTexan
Android : The Man With One Red Spur.
#MakeAMovieTexan
Android : Is it bad that I want my asshole to smell like fruit?
(Okay. Allow me.)
TOO MUCH, FATEJACKET! TOO FAR!
Android : Nadia White, daughter of the devil BANGBROSOFFICIAL Teambrian2016 (50,000 followers) Do I seriously have to jerk off in this goddam Waffle House restroom?????
Android : We Meetsa Meetsa?
#PizzaPickUpLines
Android : Indiana Jones & Betty White's Heart Medicine.
#BoringIndianaJonesAdventures