Robert Knop(@FatherWithTwins) 's Twitter Profileg
Robert Knop

@FatherWithTwins

Big fan of my twin teen boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow. Insta and FB: @Fatherwithtwins

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Avocado Mama(@HeatherStenwall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Husband: what are all these Amazon packages?
Me: Oh that's a gift for the homeschool teacher!
H: so... you?
Me: Yep! And this one is for the kids' chauffeur. This one is for the baby's wet nurse. Oh and this is for the cleaning lady.
H: So everything is for you?
Me: Yep.

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Real Life Mommy(@reallifemommy3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All moms have two bins in the basement, one for items to give away and the other for items that need to sit for a year to make sure the kids have really forgotten about them before they’re given away

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The Mom Hack(@TheMomHack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I asked my 3yo if she wanted to go see Santa this weekend, she suggested we call or text him instead and I'm here for it

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Vinod Chhaproo(@Chhapiness) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa

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nika(@nikalamity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

8’s xmas list:
hawk, falcon, ladybug, bald eagle, great white shark, husky, iPhone, and Ikea lingonberries

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Mediocre Mom(@MediocreMamaa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My 6 yo has started playing Roblox. Bought himself a private jet and accidentally flew it into the ocean.

“It’s ok mom, I’ll just buy another one.”

Yes, of course. Seems like the realistic thing to do.

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Ⓜ️isterD(@MisterD78UK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

drinking one glass of water to hydrate and then immediately peeing 3 glasses worth is why I have the trust issues

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redyellowgreendance 💃🏻(@RYGdance) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of my students emailed me, “Today’s Zoom meeting was a pressure…”
(He meant “a pleasure”, but I like his version better.)

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Rodney Lacroix(@RodLacroix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.

Neighbor: Nice. I got-

Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.

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