Fetusberry『Ass Bastard』 Crunch

BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO

NÚMERO 1

PENTA

So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even ᴄᴜᴛ myself to see how much it ʙʟᴇᴇᴅꜱ

her: do you remember your dreams?
𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜: yeah
her: what are they like?
@718:

Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, 'No'
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

her: do you remember your dreams?
Fetusberry『Ass Bastard』 Crunch: yeah
her: what are they like?
Fetusberry『Ass Bastard』 Crunch:

If you attempt to argue with me, just know this is who you're dealing with.

Poured one out for the Juice today

Fetusberry『Ass Bastard』 Crunch Captain Dickhard and the guy from beyond belief having hardcore gay sex

gonna start referring to busting a nut as 'release the grease'

In case you missed it …

Me.

Fetusberry『Ass Bastard』 Crunch What if instead of captain picard his name was captain dickhard lmao

What if the M&Ms

But HORNY

Shouldn't let your dog drink paint, man

'Hear me out. We paint the Enterprise red...'

>people are hatewatching the fallout series.
You people.

I don't want to be excited about a reboot

But

I like Cavill and I like Highlander

Damn it