About to send my first thirst trap through LinkedIn. I’ve been waiting my entire life for this! #facebookdown #instagramdisabled #MarkZuckerberg #serverdown

Cheers. #charcuterieboard High Noon #yum

See ya, Summer. It’s the unofficial start of fall in the Smith home. #HomeCook #LDWeekend #Autumn

Hit a #PR during my #CenturyRide tonight with Peloton and Alex Toussaint
May 14, 2021 I started this journey and there’s no looking back! See y’all on the leader board #CallMeMacy #Peloton #OnePeloton

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Still being attracted to men is all the proof anyone needs that who you are attracted to IS NOT A CHOICE.

1st day of 8th & 10th grade means a celebratory michelada for mamma. #firstdayofschool #MaskUp #vaccinate #school #Kid2 #Kid3

NY Strip with chimichurri and yucca. Caramel apple turnovers with Jack Honey whipped cream. Not bad for a Wednesday.

FCW told a mutual we had sex (we didn’t). I told the mutual it was the worst sex of my life, he called out his mammas name & he made ME a sandwich afterwards. I guess this is what is meant by fighting fire w/fire. #NoRegrets #DoBetter

Anyone have any Sunday confessions they want to share? I’ll go 1st…

W/high hopes, I look for a specific ex’s name as the fatal accident victim in every local news article I come across. Forgive me father, for I give zero fucks. 👏🏽 #SundayConfessional #Henri #confession

Blackened Salmon Eggs Benedict. Made everything from the English muffins, blackening seasoning to the hollandaise sauce. Thank you Penzeys Spices @kingarthurflour Wild Alaskan Company for the best ingredients #HomeCook

Nothing to see here.
Nope. Not a thing.

Great job DeathSantis. Great. Job.

Black Jesus! Shit is serious. #Covid_19
#WearAMask

Pay attention.

Made Guinness US cupcakes, topped with Jameson Whiskey buttercream icing with Baileys white chocolate drizzle. Yum. #StPatricksDay #Baking #Irishcarbombcupcakes

Let me see, carry the one, uh huh, yup. 5 people have died due to yesterday’s events. That’s 1 more than the 4 who died in Benghazi. Let’s start holding Donald J. Trump responsible for inaction before and indifference after yesterday’s attacks. #CapitolRiots #ImpeachTrumpNow

When the looting starts the shooting starts - or whatever Walt said. #TrumpRally #MAGAIsCancelled #GoHome

I hope the meteorologist is using dick inches to measure this incoming snow. This is the only time it’s acceptable to get 6” when promised 12... #SnowStorm2020 #Connecticut #SendHelp Cardi B ya feel me?

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