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Dan Cannonball Fang Fang Boom Boom

@FontanelPulses

I am not a biologist. I am going to make you guess my pronouns and if you’re wrong I will report you to Twitter because I’m a sensible adult.

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I’ve gotten emails similar to that…only they were informing me that my student loan was paid off by some guy who’s got my same name and bank account…

I made a promise to the bank when I borrowed the money that I would pay it back. Promises made. Promises kept!

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Whatever, I mean, just as long as Democrats don’t start doing unconscionable things like overvaluing their properties or questioning the results of an election.

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David Asman(@DavidAsmanfox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Calling Trump’s actions with banks on his real estate valuations “staggering fraud” is nothing short of judicial fraud. When those banks did due diligence on their own and were satisfied with the loans that were paid off, there clearly was no victim and thus no fraud.

Calling Trump’s actions with banks on his real estate valuations “staggering fraud” is nothing short of judicial fraud. When those banks did due diligence on their own and were satisfied with the loans that were paid off, there clearly was no victim and thus no fraud.
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We've sold Jews down the river so that Joe Biden can make a desperate appeal to antisemitic voters in Michigan.

That's where we are.

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Dan Cannonball Fang Fang Boom Boom(@FontanelPulses) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night, and watched the video at two different angles twice, and I’ve seen the city of Baltimore with my own eyes when I was a sophomore in high school, so stay tuned to my account for expert analysis on the bridge collapse in the Baltimore harbor.

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A U.S. Congresswoman proclaimed she is 'Somali first, Muslim second' while broadly proclaiming her allegiance to a foreign nation, going so far as to say she's subverting the U.S. system to protect Somalia's interests...

And no one outside the right will care.

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Libs of TikTok(@libsoftiktok) 's Twitter Profile Photo

New Wisconsin s*x ed curriculum teaches 5th graders about puberty blockers. They teach that a kid can be transgender and they can take puberty blockers to stop puberty.

They’re after your kids.

Credit: Scarlett Johnson

New Wisconsin s*x ed curriculum teaches 5th graders about puberty blockers. They teach that a kid can be transgender and they can take puberty blockers to stop puberty. They’re after your kids. Credit: @scarlett4kids
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EXTREMELY GRAPHIC: Doctors did this to a healthy arm to cater to mental illness. A girl can decide she’s a boy and doctors will cut off part of her arm to make a fake p*nis. This is what the surgery looks like. The Left promotes this.

EXTREMELY GRAPHIC: Doctors did this to a healthy arm to cater to mental illness. A girl can decide she’s a boy and doctors will cut off part of her arm to make a fake p*nis. This is what the surgery looks like. The Left promotes this.
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸(@ZeekArkham) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In my little neighbor circle, I’m the only Black dude.

When their daughters are having my daughter over for a play date, they don’t see color.

When we’re BBQing in the summer, we don’t see color.

When our wives are all having brunch, they don’t see color.

When the dads are…

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•🥷🏻 Joe Biden Borrow exhorbitant amounts of money from a bank to pay that which a liberal university charges you to get a degree you can’t use…and then blame Republicans.

Ah yes, I see the university taught you at least one thing very well.

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