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Twitter Web App : The slander Dele Alli gets on this app is mental to me.

3rd in the Tottenham squad in G/A with 12.
3rd in the Tottenham squad in G/A per 90 with 0.58.
Better than Maddison in both categories despite playing 777 less mins
Better than Grealish in G/A per 90.
Still only 24

Twitter Web App : FA:

"Have a sex party during lockdown? Go for it. Have a party and crash your car during lockdown? Why ask? Grab another player by the throat? HAHA... do it to your heart's content. Protect your teammate against racism? 4 MATCH BAN!"

#Dier #THFC

Twitter Web App : Arthur has accepted Juventus bid! He’s going to join Juventus on a swap deal - Miralem Pjanic (+ €10M) to Barcelona as part of the agreement. Last details to be resolved and then here we go! 🔴 #Juventus #Barcelona #FCB #transfers

Twitter Web App : Ndombele not starting is, again, very shocking. I don't think it's anything to do with Mourinho disliking him, as he praised him a lot during the lockdown period. It may be a tactical reason, or he simply trusts Sissoko more. However, I expect to see him subbed on at least.

Android : Dear Katie Hopkins

My name is Patrick van Aanholt, I am Dutch Black, I'm also Christian (not that colour or Religion has anything to do with it)

As for your ring you are welcome to come to Selhurst and kiss my big toe 👍🏽 ...I'll wait…

Android : As millions of people across the country take to the streets and raise their voices in response to the killing of George Floyd and the ongoing problem of unequal justice, I’ve heard many ask how we can sustain momentum to bring about real change.

Android : Trump just had peaceful demonstrators viciously attacked. No, Mr. President. This is not a dictatorship. This is the United States of America. Our citizens have a constitutional right to peacefully protest. It's called the First Amendment.