tett 🦨💨 you are not seizing anything as a state socialist the farthest you'll get is seizing the means of reddit award production

Me: *choking on a sharp tortilla chip*
Wife: 'Are you good homie?!?'
Me: 'this is how I figured I'd go'
Wife: 'what, choking?'
Me: 'No, fighting for my life in an Applebee's'

Christ has risen, but my standards have not.

Happy Easter.

🔊sound on🔊

Time for me sit out on my roof naked & have a stairing contest with the SkinWalker in the next field over.

Cashier: That’ll be $32.93

The loaded .44 magnum in my jacket :

With on simple trick learn how this man dealt with MAP's without breaking his budget.

I want to [REDACTED] some people.

The 'any form of self improvement is Right wing' to include preparing & working out is dangerous

Don't listen to these people, they are a liability

'You can't save someone from drowning if you don't take time to learn to swim yourself'

Become an asset, for you & your community

I've been sick as a dog for the past 2 1/2 days.

First time in a long time.

Told me war or jail, they did.