The first out-of-town conference in history where no one gets laid.

She didn’t train a bird dog and was surprised when it went after birds.

If you know you know
#EndOfTheWorld

Hahaha 😂 hahahaha 🤣👏 hahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…. Infinity! 🤣

Whatever. We set things on fire while our parents thought we were at the library.

Von Shitzinpants is an ancient noble family of Magadonia. Parva manus membrum parvum!

God doesn’t like puppy murderers.

😊Yay, a Threedle

Wordle 1,049 3/6*

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#Wordle 1049 #Wordle

Worst zombies ever

#Ukraine : Today’s latest news from #Ukraine War: 1. RU continues to try & break through frontline in E Ukraine in 3 directions. Today RU attacked #Derhachi , #Kharkiv region, injuring 8, including 7 children. #ChasivYar has suffered months of non-stop shelling: THREAD

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Kristi Noem, a face-eating leopard, and a face-eating leopard walk into a bar…

Is anyone surprised that #VonSchitzenpants won’t commit to accepting the 2024 election results?

Get ready for the biggest loser in history to start violence in the U.S.

I only advised him to multiply his votes by two. Apparently math is a crime now.

Wu Tang is for the Children They're trying to do a Dark Brandon thing by embracing the Left's rumors of Trump's incontinence.

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I'm only 3 people away from 400 followers. Can anyone help a true blue grandma out?

he claims the thermostat is low
(too chilly for a geezer)
exfoliating hoarfrost
sloughs the chilling frame of Caesar
his heart is frigid albatross
his soul a gelid gob
his junk a driblet icicle
like Olaf's rimy knob

May The Second Biden Administration Be As Productive and Successful As The 1st

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