Me will dress up nice Fi di funeral babes. Mek sure u go dung good. Glass Castik.

one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.

i would add my parents being proud of me and ketchup

You start seeing her new selfies for the first time on her story like a normal civilian.

And she’ll remember this for THE REST OF HER LIFE😭🥹

tom holland is a better and stronger man than i will ever be 😂

They are leaving out the part about this man punching their 70 yr old grandmother in the face knocking her to the ground...those are her grandsons. *context added*

My little brother is serving life in prison and he sent me a letter telling me I’m the only boy left that hasn’t made my mother cry because of my life choices. That shit catapulted me to the life I live to day. That letter legit saved my life.

Fixed it

“daddy mi nuh gaa nuh game shop”
“yes you did!”

It just occurred to me, a lot of yall prolly too young to understand what shes doing

This some Disney channel ass drinks

molesting a crab before eating it is crazy

If Nigy Boy has to be the one to start the shift away from l choppa & killer dancehall then I’m with it

Mind you, we told her he was ugly and looked like a thief and she say him a fih her cup a coffee. See the coffee deh… bitter like gall.

When you tryna save yo relationship but you can tell the streets already got her

You: Where are you?
Her: Why?

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $50
Venue fee: $26.10
Access fee: $14.28
Paperless transaction fee: $7.23
Convenience fee: $17.24
Fee fee: 6.23
Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23
Because we can fee: $8.12
Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1

Debit enuh. So goodly grandma entire savings that. Fi buy a car. And people will tell you the ute dem do these things because they're hungry.