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FЦПKΛGΣПDΛ

@Funkagenda

DJ Bookings, Production Work, Ghost Production + Lessons, please email: [email protected]

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calendar_today02-02-2009 15:34:23

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Watching this new ITVX show Breathtaking really demonstrates the MASSIVE ineptitude displayed by the UK government during the pandemic. Brilliantly portrayed drama interspersed with actual sound bites from the key government players in this massive shitshow.

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A year ago I was trapped with an awful person. Since then I have grown so much and I’m with the love of my life. I couldn’t be happier xxx

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When your ex tries to call out a girl for having fake eyelashes and fake nails when she herself has:

Hair extensions
Fake eyelashes
Tattooed on eyebrows
Lip fillers
Botox
Fake breasts

Glass house over here! Throw a stone will ya?

😂😂😂😂

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Wow it’s all go here in Kent! I’m heading to Ibiza on Saturday to teach at the Mixmasters Ibiza retreat for a week, then I get back for a week, then I go to Australia for a week! Whoooosh!

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This Asshat…

Him: *looks up* The clouds are totally covering the sun!!! Geo engineering!!!

Me: Or… WEATHER.

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