To be fair, Stanford people often struggle to identify credible threats

DPS troopers played on their phones while children were slaughtered at Uvalde, but they're ready to go crack the skulls of some UT Austin freshmen

[being tackled by shock troopers on my way to the campus library] ah, thank you. you have changed my mind, sir. Israel is good now.

Do I have any pay pig followers out there? Need somebody to Venmo me $10 for a pack of cigarettes

If students at my school decided to pitch tents on the quad to protest something, Id probably just take them some pizza and make sure they clean up after themselves.

Idk why you need cops for something like that. Seems kind of dumb and panicky.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

BREAKING: UT Austin students link arms as Texas State Troopers approach on horseback after making several arrests.

But the students are undeterred.

“APD, KKK, IDF they’re all the same!”

If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school

The raw cosmic horror of a place that is Extremely Flat.

a wielder of glorious subtlety and thought

Don't let the nickname fool you - he was not a nice man.

Man that is so sad. Unrelated, can anyone give me a ride home?

Truly... until the circle of hell that surrounds us is complete

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And how has the Yale endowment's investment portfolio aided Israel's military campaign in Gaza?

Another frickin’ Earth Day today. As usual it’d be A LOT more convenient for me to drop these old car batteries and tires into the river TODAY, but as it stands I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow. Thanks Obama.

#EarthDay2024

Chaining him to the radiator in your basement

My mom, fighting injustice, one piece of junk mail at a time!

There is only one conclusion to draw - Bigfoot prefers to live in the company of bears.