If #TrumpIsACriminal , then explain why his biggest support system in court are the spirits of John Wayne, Gondy, and even Christ himself.

We see President Trump’s strength in every angle, as he stayed awake all 8 hours today by counting the seconds in his head like a true genius.

My son’s an idiot. This is him at a tennis match.

E. Jean Carroll has made the world devastating for our poor patriotic wives and their gropey husbands.

Our nation’s finest may never watch Luke Skywalker and The Star Wars ever again after Mark Hamill endorsed Joe Biden.

Jesse Watters fights for everyone who has been doomed to sit in our own filth in court while the spring flowers bloom on the gold course.

Spontaneous pecker leakage means President Trump is just like us!

On this #EarthDay , we remember that Christ gave us our protective dome for a reason, which is to correctly change weather at his will to keep the stability of our ice crust, which the climate activists fail to acknowledge.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame may include greats like The Cool Gang and Mary Blidge, but the kids all turn out for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters because they know the Holy Spirit gets down on it.

Real fans remember when Dr. Who travelled galaxies, promoting strong conservative values, and destroying entire planets who chose wokeism over Christ. The original Dr. would burn his medical license if he knew what the show has become. #RIPDoctorWho

Taylor Swift releasing the Tortured Poets Society this weekend is good news, as we can hit the shopping malls and win back the youth with our #SwiftersForTrump campaign after the kids all lost faith in the traitor Mike Johnson.

The New York Post is attacking our Marjorie when they know darn well her hat fits better than this.

My patriotic nephew is furious at all the Ukrainian flags he is seeing on the House floor.

Y’all keep saying #TrumpSmellsLikeAss , just because he follows the spirit of Christ, who covered himself in manure when he knew the courts would ignore his Messiah Immunity.

My art shows that even our strong President Trump needs his powerful woman behind him to relieve stress after a long day of Patrioting.

Wokesters call us #MAGACultMorons just because we remember Christ bravely falling asleep in court when he wasn’t getting a fair shake from Pontius Pilot, just like President Trump.

Even if President Trump is sent to jail, our brave Catturd will be there every day to show him our love from the outside!

John Mellencamp has deeply hurt our feelings by being political. We alpha patriots only tolerate non-political shows from peaceful Christian musicians like Ted Nugent. #FreeSpeechWarrior

Wokesters call him #SleepyDon only because he dreams of getting back to work for the American people to #BringBackTheArchDeluxe .

We are lucky to have a strong, stoic leader like President Trump to fight for our Straightriotism.