I nose this song 🫤

Right enough politics and politicians for the night; they all do my head in; shove your sound bytes up your backsides 🫤

Bye summer see you next year 🫤🫤

Pick your fav cop

Glorious this morning

He’s a quick worker 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Getting her to do what you want in a polite way. 😂

It looks like settling up the game Mousetrap; no one has time for that shit 🤣🤣

Here comes my Weetabix 🫤🫤

James Grant Siobhan Miller; absolutely beautiful 💚💚💚

Cottiers Round 2 for us tonight James Grant Karen Matheson

nothing tastes better than glory 🏆🏆

for the first time in Scottish football history, a double championship for the Ghirls and Bhoys of (C)eltic Football Club 🍀

Is there a Kev out there who lost his phone in the Merchant City last night. Gimmie a shout I’ve got it👍

Nae waves Dad; shite idea 🫤

Fek you if you think you are turning me into one of these cushions

Watching Napoleon Dynamite; that’s winning right there

If you see a bottle of ketchup in the kitchen window it means 'let's make love, I'm feeling saucy'.

Not my face, I'm doing a photoshoot for vision express!