No one:

Me: The problem with generative AI is that it lacks the emotional substance to enliven someone’s soul and reach them in a fiercely primal and intoxicating way.

Exceptional hospitality makes life so much better and people don’t respect it enough.

Magenta at Mirate.

I have to say that a high-end restaurant handing you that pay-at-the-table POS device is so tacky and ruins the whole experience.

I know everyone’s getting sick of reboots and sequels, but I’m really looking forward to ELDER WOLF.

Saturday burgers with the fam. Congrats on the new digs, Heavy Handed!!

The freeways in LA are so fast and clear because of Coachella, I almost considered driving to the Westside.

MANHUNT. A GENTLEMAN IN MOSCOW. RIPLEY. SUGAR.

We’re experiencing a prestige resurgence and I love every glorious, sweeping, spectacularly lit shot as seasoned actors command the screen with full throttle intensity. This is sit up, pay attention TV, exquisitely crafted.

Margot Robbie is set to produce a live action Monopoly, but I’m choosing to believe it’s really the Succession movie.

The cheeseburger from For The Win with pickled jalapeños may be my new regular order. It’s the perfect pop of piquancy against the richness of the Wagyu beef and pillowy potato bun. A+.

In LA, the eclipse had the word 𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂 spelled out across it.

No surprise that the eclipse is flaking on LA.

For real, standup comedy is a gift.

I saw this billboard at dinner tonight and spent the rest of the evening asking passersby if they needed fonk and that they better call Da Beull.

Normalize Donnie Darko being an Easter movie.

Cheers from your favorite margarita-sipping, happy hour specialist.

When I’m off camera in a Zoom meeting.

They said it couldn’t be done.
That thousands before me had tried and failed.
That I couldn’t go up against such powerful forces and win.

But I persevered…

… and today, I got my $274 LA parking citation dismissed!! This is my origin story.