They’re not wrong.
For the last three years I’ve had to buy pizza on the dark web.

One to file under ‘imagine this the other way around’.

Extra podcast episode over the weekend in case you missed it 💥

Extra podcast episode over the weekend in case you missed it 💥

In light of the Cass Report, I managed to squeeze out a BREAKING NEWS episode 💥

I ramble about…

- fallout from the Cass Report
- a survey suggesting the public trust Starmer to put up shelves
- something very childish I did at an airport yesterday

iTunes:…

Cracking audience tonight in Redditch.
Me and Phil are off to get some lube& exhaust pipes.

Join Geoff Norcott at #kingshallilkley on 26 April as he tries to make sense of the current cultural & political scene with his playfully provocative brand of humour.
Book today orlo.uk/PfLFk or for Boxes (seat 4) call 01274 432000.

My fund-raiser ‘STANDING UP FOR BLOKES & BOYS’ sold out within 4 hrs.

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Your eyes do not deceive you.
That’s two bits of fried bread standing up in a ramekin of beans.

#TheCountrysGone
#HateCrime

Cheers to a cracking crowd tonight in Sale.
Big shout to the hayfever paralympian.

In light of the Cass Report, I managed to squeeze out a BREAKING NEWS episode 💥

I ramble about…

- fallout from the Cass Report
- a survey suggesting the public trust Starmer to put up shelves
- something very childish I did at an airport yesterday

iTunes:…

I should care about the big scientific advances.
But if I’m honest the greatest technological improvements in my life time have been

- screenshot
- those new airport scanners where you don’t have to take anything out of the bag

Thanks to such a lovely crowd tonight in Dublin.
Small but perfectly formed.
Enjoyed that a lot.
Cheers.

Norm Macdonald, legend

Give it a couple of days and I bet that glove will fit OJ.

This week’s podcast guest is broadcaster and novelist Stig Abell

We discuss…

- breaking news horn
- whether rolling news is worse than social media
- Stig’s new novel & murder as a form of entertainment

iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPo…
Google: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottGo……