Serious question. Not even trying to start shit.

What is a 'Mother's Room'?

Headed out for the weekend.

I was preparing the cat buffet, and senior cat came to the kitchen door and sat down. He was looking at me somewhat scornfully. 'Hey. I know what you're doing and I don't like it one b... Ooh is that salmon?'

Freeze dried ice cream!

Chipwiches, Oreo ice cream, strawberry cheesecake ice cream, and Snickers ice cream bars.

You really do learn something every day.

I'm super happy that if I was going to learn this, it was in the form of line drawings.

You ever eat something at/from a restaurant, grocery store, whatever - and it's OK, but you're largely distracted by how much better you could make it?

Still stuck on the chicken pesto pizza I had last night.

This dummy 😂

My lists for traveling used to be so extensive and anal. I guess I've gotten better at it.

My current list for the weekend only has two things on it.

✅ Meat

✅ Flamethrower

I don't have a dog in the fight with the enchilada vs wet burrito debate. Literally don't care, but want the nomenclature correct.

If you buy literal pre-made burritos, put them in a pan, pour in enchilada sauce, cover with cheese, and bake...

What are those?

Me, just wanting to be left alone: I know where all the holes are I can fit in to sleep and have 30 year shelf stable food.

Them, trying to change the world: 'Send us food! But not bagels or expiring Skittles! And gluten free and vegan! And no allergens!'

One of my favorite pasta creations is a chorizo/shrimp cajun-inspired alfredo.

Both Chorizo and shrimp are BOGO at Publix.

I'm going to have to find my big pot.

Huh.

I didn't get a warning on this.

I guess Twitter has given up on me.

Just how big is that rat?

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First freeze dried berries.

Strawberries and blackberries are perfect. Blueberries need work, but fine to take camping this weekend.

Buck Hills Farm Newrottland Farms, Olympic Mountains WA, y'all ever do blueberries? I've heard poking holes in them helps.

What you need to know about pro-hamas protesters.

✅ Small hands

✅ Asthmatic

✅ Vegan

'Muh police brutality!'

Oh. Wait.

OK. Seriously. Any bicyclists? Fill me in.

They have a whole ass bike line.

But they're trying to impede traffic in the car lane.

What's up with that?

Lane closed ahead.

Which one are you?

A) Turn on your signal, start looking for a spot, and take the first available opening

B) Drive the speed limit in the lane everyone else has vacated, get up to the closure, and dangerously shove your way in.