Watching Quentin Tarantino movies for the first time vs watching Quentin Tarantino movies for the first time as
an adult are two real different experiences

thinking about the over abundantly wealthies is fun. have they ever ran out of tp or are they strictly bidet? what happens if they spill something and no ones around to clean it do they implode? can they buy time? do they brush their own teeth? have they ever seen a pogo stick???

Jack Nicholson at home smoking a joint and listening to records… real

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if keyboard you between q & m there in because lol you dinks daring was for hahaga capital 🤦🏻‍♀️

I can do beetles I can do spiders I can even do scorpions but house centipedes are the devils plaything and not even the fun kind EW EW EWWWW

went to extra annoying lengths relocating my new moving boxes to different areas because my whole house smelled like crusty ass, turns out it’s the whole area because a landfill fire went violently rogue lol

i am always worrying about everything all the time

People are so hung up now on where violent offenders lie on the political scale that they’ve stopped caring about the initial crime committed overall and I’m tired

Every day is torture

same because fishnet scares me a lil

[to the tune of Creep]
i’m a guy
i am normal

that right there is a doom fall

dunno if enough people realize it yet but that international shift we’ve allllll been feeling?? we should probably be afraid of it mmmmhm 🌎 💧 🔥 🪐 ⚠️ 🚨

make sure to complete all your side quests today. or else

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Mirror vs Selfie I’m afraid