huh?

I am not as concerned about leaving a better planet for my kids as I am about leaving better kids on the planet.

We had planned to visit family back in PA over Christmas, but my MIL just informed us we can't come unless we all get vaccinated and get tested before we arrive. Guess she doesn't want to see her grand kids, that she hasn't seen in years.

When I was a kid, we ran around the playground singing, 'There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance...' but I don't feel any particular connection to France as a result...

Maybe Biden does have cancer...have you ever heard of chemo brain? It would explain a lot...just saying...

So Heinz Field is no longer Heinz Field! Acrisure 'bout at, Pittsburgh? I just plan to pronounce the new name with a Yinzer accent, which means I will be calling it Heinz field.

I wonder if schools are going to close again this fall...not for COVID, but because districts can't afford the gas to run the busses to get the kids there.

Holy shit! I just realized that Donald Trump is Stretch Armstrong. It was right there in front of us all along. How did we not see it?

Sometimes I want to stop calling myself a Conservative. I would rather be known as a Restorationist. I don't want to conserve what this country has become...I want to restore it to what it once was.

With the sex strike, maybe feminists will finally realize what conservative woman have always known...refusing to have sex with a guy who doesn't want to marry you or stick around to raise your kids is true empowerment.

Joni Mitchell wants to remove her music from Spotify to show support for Neil Young. Most Spotify listeners are saying, 'Who?' Now if Yoko Ono threatened to release a new album if they don't remove Rogan, that might actually be a threat they take seriously.

I wonder if Jill is going to put out cardboard cutouts of former presidents on the White House lawn today?

If wearing 2 masks stops the transmission of COVID, how come I can still smell it when my son farts through a pair of underwear and a pair of jeans?

Weird, Ryan James Girdusky reported that people at Lincoln Project have been aware of the allegations for months & not only did none of you cut ties with your predator-pedo buddy, you actively helped him kill stories about the allegations.

A paid NBC News/MSNBC contributor, folks.

Who else would like to find out what the other Lincoln Project founders knew and when? #LincolnProject

Looks like the Dukes cornered the entire frozen orange juice market.

What I want to know is, did someone from the Biden White House contact #RobinhoodApp and tell them to stop trades on Gamestock, AMC etc? If so, this would be a naked attempt to shut down the little guy and protect the big guys who just happen to be big campaign donors

Any Republican in Washington DC worth a damn should be calling for an immediate investigation into Robinhood and Citadel.

And while they're at it, subpoena Janet Yellen & lets find out if there was pressure coming from the Biden Admin to protect their cronies on Wall Streeet!!!