I’m weirdly excited for the eclipse 🤓

A client just called me said he was at the bank and that a something was wrong with the checks he picked up this morning and they’re trying to say it’s fraud. My heart sank and I went right to his account to see wtf was going on. Then he says April Fools. Fuck everyone today lol

Someone just came in my office reading that article that Goff got traded for the 2nd overall pick cause the Lions planned on taking JJ. I called my son to tell him then he went online and realized it was a joke. Again, I HATE today

My mom goes and lets the dogs out when I’m at work so I called her to tell her she can have the Easter leftovers if she wanted, she said that’s ok she thinks she got food poisoning from it. I said that’s weird cause I felt fine. Then she says April Fools, I hate today 😐

3-0 #RepDetroit

Anyone else hide the Easter baskets? My mom always hid ours growing up so that’s what I do but I’m surprised at how many people when I talk about it never heard of hiding it 🙃

I speak for the entire state of Michigan when I say we are NOT rooting for Purdue

2-0 #RepDetroit

Doing brunch tomorrow with the fam so I made the basics today and now I’m in a food coma. Happy early Easter!!! 🐰🐥

Need to change the name of the Express Lane on 94 to Inconvenience Lane

Wonder if Coach May is gonna pass out donuts on the first day of school Dusty May

I have zero self control when it comes to not eating the candy meant for Easter. Looks like the bunny needs to go shopping again

Hard to be excited for Selection Sunday 😔

Lion fans waking up happy 😁

Bill Burr live at LCA was fucking hilarious, highly recommend if he’s in your area unless you get offended easy 😉

Glad I washed my car yesterday 😐

Soooo excited for the combine, I’m having football withdrawals

Just went to vote before work and my license wouldn’t scan, asked them if someone already voted for me 😂🇺🇸

Ohio State defenders trying to catch The Don

One of the hardest clips in football history, Michigan goes undefeated for the first time since 1997.