There's nothing like a cup of hot tea to calm your nerves. Just don't ask The Swedish Chef to make it for you – his is a cup full of golf tees that he lit on fire, which has the opposite effect on your nerves.

Here's your reminder that #ValentinesDay is tomorrow! Make sure to get your significant other a great gift while you still have time. Or, if you're like me, make sure to get your Mom those little coconut-flavored chocolates she likes.

Remember to put your best foot forward this weekend! While you're doing that, I'm going to try to figure out which of my feet is the best one...

Always be yourself! Unless you're auditioning to play a character, then you should be that character. If you're auditioning to play yourself... you probably need a better agent.

Mom and I are carving jack-o-lanterns this week! She's carving a spooky skeleton in hers, I'm carving my to-do list into mine... I couldn't think of anything else.

Sometimes I get jealous of my laptop... It can fully recharge in an hour, knows everything there is to know, and it gets automatic updates to be the best version of itself!

Every Sunday mom and I have a movie night, but we can never agree on what movie to watch. I like period pieces, and she hates them... Oh well, I guess any movie set in any time is technically a period piece if you think about it hard enough!

It can be hard to move on from a relaxing weekend to a stressful work week... That's why I like to squeeze in just a little work on Saturday and Sunday. That way, there's absolutely no way I'll lose my touch.

Every Friday at 4:59:45 PM, I rush into the office and say, 'Coworkers? Coworkers! 15 seconds to the weekend, Coworkers!'

...And I'm sure my coworkers would love when I do that if they hadn't all left at 3.

This year, I'm in charge of dessert for this year's big Muppet #4thOfJuly party. Sam Eagle insisted I bring mom's apple pie, but my mom doesn't know how to make apple pie! Think he'd settle for celery sticks with peanut butter and raisins?

What do you get when you cross an accordion with a giant squid? ...This isn't a joke set-up, I'm booking new acts and trying to figure out what this one is.

There's no better style consultant than Uncle Deadly. He's always around offering fashion advice, critiques, and consultation. Usually unsolicited, sure, but I need the help so I can't complain.

I used to have my smartwatch connected to my phone so I could see when I got text messages... that was until we started a group chat with all The Muppets. I got so many texts within two minutes that my wrist nearly caught on fire!

The most important item for any go-fer worth their salt is a good clipboard. Mine is made from solid oak with a reinforced titanium clip and has a retractable pen holster! Sturdy, dependable, and tastes terrible so none of my coworkers will eat it!

#HollywoodHowTo – It's important to make yourself irreplaceable at your job. That's why I'm the only one who knows the WiFi password AND the only one who knows the secret lullaby that gets Animal to go to sleep.

I'm in charge of #TheOscars ballots for all of The Muppets, and I don't think everyone understands the rules. A certain diva put themselves as the winner for every category...

I've got some BIG plans this weekend: making my even bigger plans for next weekend! Step one: Search 'big weekend plans' online...

Boy oh boy, I sure made Miss Piggy mad this morning. I thought she asked me to 'do her irony for me,' but turns out she wanted me to do her IRONING. Pretty ironic, right? She didn't think so...

This week I'm working on my beatboxing skills! Actually, one skill in particular: trying to find a rhyme for Scooter that isn't computer. I took up beatboxing to look cooler, not nerdier!

I'm playing mini-golf with some friends this weekend! I know what you're thinking... but I figure if I'm REALLY bad at regular-sized golf (which I am), I'll only be a little bad at mini-golf. Here's hoping!