You will get beat tf up lol

You get a call saying your child left the school building…what are your next steps?!

Gotta start asking “what’s the last meal you ate?” Because this is ridiculous

I love water and coconut water is disgusting lol

I feel terrible. Guess I partied too hard for too long😭😭

That’s my problem. I kick it up a notch when I like a man 😂

Lol not kill ourself because your mom still loves you.

My friend got me a bong for my birthday and idk how to use one fr🤣🤣

Not at all

Bridgerton got me ready to “my lord” a man 😂😂

Toss up between not having to drive or asking him to oil my body when I’m tired lol

When we’re able to fine parents for their child’s actions it will be an interesting time.

Lmao and men say it so swiftly like we would agree but also goes to show that men marry who’s around when they want to get married

Absolutely

The women folk want sponsors but keep using the term husband and that’s the disconnect lol

0/10 would not recommend lol

I like the way I taste so yeah lol

Awwww shit!

Year 2 baby!!!!!

It’s called a birthday suit lol