Imagine Sunak and the lads with their fancy weather machine. Big Lee Anderson spilling Fray Bentos all over the control panel and causing a heatwave

Looking at the Eerste Divisie live scores and suddenly thought “this is the first ever weekend where OJ Simpson can’t check the results”. I think I have finally and completely lost my mind.

Me when someone rings every buzzer for our building instead of just the flat they’re actually visiting.

The stakes are too low. Do a Gen Z reaction video to Man Bites Dog

Huge fan of Craig Charles and John Cooper Clarke looking like a pair of avant-garde Mediterranean painters who’ve finally been reunited in exile somewhere.

This piece of narration has aged like fine milk.

Eraserhead (1977) - David Lynch

Men: what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

Three days since I saw ‘Àma Gloria’ and still can’t stop thinking about it. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a better portrayal of the tumultuous emotions of childhood: innocence and wonder, jealousy and dependence. Every character in it feels so remarkably rich and complex.

Nick Faldo of Great Britain, wearing his champion's Green Jacket, enjoys fish and chips at the US Masters Golf Tournament held at the Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia (1997)

Today’s random discovery is that Mick Fleetwood once appeared on Star Trek as some sort of cyber fish in a big glittery sack.

Having a bit of a bad mental health week but the phrase 'Icke and Tina Turner' has popped into my head and now I can't stop laughing.

Every time I see Jizz Hornkamp play live, he scores. I think that’s five successive times. Like some strange scientific phenomenon by way of Finbarr Saunders.

i think they prefer to be called traffic wardens

GB News is dead, but BG news is stayin' alive.

Kevin Davies looking like the older brother in every 80s teen drama whose life consists of dishing out wedgies and and scaring old ladies by riding his motorbike down Main Street.

Andrew Scott is at your nan's front door