Is MAGA not just shorthand for “be straight, do crimes”

Next time I hit someone, I’m giving them a signed glove #SpiethStyle

I keep getting a promoted tweet from a Christian dietician? Which makes total sense given that I am currently craving an upside down cross made out of mozzarella sticks

I love Malbon but Day’s color scheme today kind of looks like he accidentally tossed one bright yellow sock in with a load of whites

Popped on ESPN+ just in time to catch a JDay birdie. LFG!

Gift idea:

For a long time I considered sports betting to be the straight-male-on-male version of findom, but after years of observation, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s actually brainwashing + parasocial relationships with toxic podcasters

I know I'm getting old, because when I go away for the weekend I like to wake up early to put fresh sheets on my bed + run my dishwasher so I can cOmE homE To a cLEaN hOuSe

In the mood to listen to Britney Spears “Lucky” twelve consecutive times

It’s funny that the “porn bots” get all the smoke when every post on this fucking website is peppered with entirely unrelated replies or a ChatGPT version of the same post as a reply

I need some buffalo wings asap

Just a reminder how perfect my t*ts are + also Jason Day is T5 thru 15 at the Byron Nelson

My face card doesn’t decline, but this one’s on you, so why would I take it out?

West village tweet: has anyone been to the new burger spot at the gas station yet? Pretty sure Eater wrote it up already

The best part about the internet is that you can get off of it.

This is why I never place my OAD bets until 9:59pm EST. Feel better, Will 🫡

The problem with my apartment being so cute + nice is that I actually have to leave it sometimes

Played my first ever match against my weekly playing partner. Same tees; his handicap is lower. I won the front, back, and whole 18. He pressed me on 18 + I won that too 💅

Very proud to report that I hit a 273 yard drive today (full distance on a flat hole, not carry-only)

Should I eat a 15g edible + watch LIV Adelaide? There is already bacon kimchi fried rice in my possession