Taylor is an Orléanist, it's all so over.

The reason I'm single is because in the year 800 a Frankish man dared to claim the title of Emperor...

Companies that held endless HR trainings about the dangers of whiteness suddenly discover an intolerance for workplace politics

Something to ponder there

this country can't be real

can I get a bunch of Argentinians to pretend that there's a country called 'Purple Argentina' and how much they hate it

Open Twitter
Really interesting tweet comes up
Feed automatically refreshes
Don’t remember who posted it or enough to search it
Scroll for an hour can’t find it

Wait until they have enough training data.

One of the ways women flex on each other is rejecting a guy like this and being able to keep him around as an emotional tampon for when all the other guys she sleeps with eventually just cast her aside and break her heart. They all lose their shit when this doesn't happen though.

If you think the only thing women offer in a romantic relationship is sex then that’s a self report

I was gonna dunk on her for such retarded take but uh.. She dunks on herself enough

Nice try Prussia

'USians used to believe that the pope controls the world from St. Peter's Basilica but now they accept that putin rules from St. Basil's Cathedral'

The thing is when you're in a perpetual battle of getting 'firsts' you eventually run out of them and have to start pretending yesterday's 'first' didn't happen.

Charlemagne was an iconoclast [DO NOT RESEARCH AACHEN CATHEDRAL]

'Spinal fluid'

Listing atheist and Jewish separately but having them still be the 2 closest categories is a bit on the nose.