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Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Parody)

@GovSHuckabee

Christian. White. Mom. Former Wife House press secretary. Governor of Arkansas. Parody.

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My personal thanks each of the 973 Arkansans who planned to sign the Citizens for Arkansas Public Education & Students petition against the LEARNS act but didn't get around to it. You're the reason our state can now continue down the proud path Governor Faubus began for us 65 years ago. Regnat Populick deez nuts, libs.

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Yes, the first school district privatized under LEARNS is Elaine, site of the largest race massacre in our state.

But if you mention that, or read into it any subtext about racism or poverty or generational wealth, YOU are the racist.

Shame on you.

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Today’s Supreme Court decision is a huge win for parents, teachers, and most importantly – the private school owners who so generously donated to my campaign. The voucher program ensures they'll get enough taxpayer money to continue their generosity.

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Starting at 10 years old, I worked on Huckabee 's campaign for senate, then governor. That experience gave me the work ethic I have today, and taught me the value of unpaid labor. In a perfect world, the liberal coddling of children would be the crime!

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We stand behind the Walton Arts Center (Walton Arts Center ) in their brave decision not to cave to the radical left. CEO Peter Lane has shown that Arkansas can lead the way in culture and fine arts without having to give in to the groomers.

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Yes, the Arkansas legislature did forget to vote on the emergency clause for the LEARNS act. In their defense, most of them did come up through the Arkansas education system.

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This week we cut taxes for Arkansas job creators. Now, we're happy to tell the federal government that taxpayers of other states should make up the difference.

To paraphrase what President Trump said about not paying taxes: That Makes Us Smart!

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56 years ago, the overbearing federal government forced Arkansas Governor Orville Faubus to integrate Little Rock High. Tomorrow, I'll be introducing my new school choice plan, to ensure no Arkansas child will ever be forced to attend a school they don't want to again.

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China is a foreign adversary that presents serious challenges to America’s values, security, and economy. As a result of this incident, all participants of the Arkansas Hot Air Balloon Festival in Harrison will be screened for communist connections.

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February is Career & Technical Education Month in Arkansas. It is also Black History month. Under my leadership, we will encourage workforce participation, NOT a lifetime of government dependency, for every Arkansan - especially the black ones. ✊🏿

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Our new Family Values Commission will help lead our removal of CRT from classrooms, our ban on public drag shows, and our pushback against China/TikTok harvesting our children's data. Happy to appoint as commissioner the #1 expert on Arkansas family values, Josh Duggar!

Our new Family Values Commission will help lead our removal of CRT from classrooms, our ban on public drag shows, and our pushback against China/TikTok harvesting our children's data. Happy to appoint as commissioner the #1 expert on Arkansas family values, Josh Duggar!
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Happy Robert E Lee day! This day used to peacefully co-exist with MLK day, until the woke liberals decided we weren't smart enough to celebrate two things on one day. Our new CRT ban will ensure the next generation doesn't fall into that same kind of affirmative action thinking!

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Under my leadership, our children will learn that the identity that truly matters is the one we all share: our identity as children of God. And thank goodness all Arkansans believe in exactly one version of one god, or else that sentence would imply some kind of forced theocracy.

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As I said in my inaugural speech, no child should be trapped in a failing school because of where they live. To help achieve this goal, we'll be working on a voucher program to help kids attend schools outside of Arkansas.

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Exciting day in Little Rock where my friend Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be sworn in as Arkansas’s 47th Governor and our first woman as Governor! In fact, I believe Arkansas is the first state with women as both Governor and Lt. Governor - congrats Leslie Rutledge

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Inaugural events for historic week! Bourbon & Cigars with the First Gentleman, Bryan Sanders and my longtime friend Gov-Elect Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Got to see KidRock too!

Inaugural events for historic week! Bourbon & Cigars with the First Gentleman, Bryan Sanders and my longtime friend Gov-Elect @SarahHuckabee. Got to see @KidRock too!
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Y'all seem to think we're taking away trans healthcare because we hate trans people. But actually, Arkansas has some of the worst healthcare outcomes in America, so by forcing them to go to other states, we're being the best trans allies we can be.

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Our state constitution currently bars atheists from running for state office (Article 19 Section 1). But I don't believe that goes far enough. When I take office, we will look in to levying a tax on atheists in Arkansas to pay for the spiritual damage they inflict on our state.

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