Ludgate Hill this morning. One light change. C.130 cyclists. 5 cars. We need even greater reallocation of road space. New Mayor take note! Will Norman

Marlon Grando

No wonder Paq Man was off the pace versus Palace.

“It’s impossible.”

That’s right Pep. That’s why winning more than one comp a season is extraordinary. You’re not supposed to win it all. God forbid the way the fixtures fall should give other clubs a chance.

Presumably not a single BBC pundit bothered to point this out to him.

Now the away goals rule hás gone, it hardly seems fair that the home side in the second leg get an extra half hour on their ground....
The away goals rule evened that one up

Me grasping every opportunity that comes my way 🥰

This is a brilliant clip of James Horncastle discussing Atalanta’s Anfield win and their manager Gian Piero Gasperini.

I think more knowledgeable journalists should be on the likes of Sky and TNT.

Knows his stuff and it comes across.

Let’s say for whatever reason MvdP doesn’t do his thing, and get #MakingTheCalculation for a Roubaix velodrome that looks like this:

🥇 Mads
🥈 Bettiol
🥉 Berg

Entertaining pre-race read based on hard scientific data.

Fair play to George for, er, crunching the numbers 🍪

Peter Sagan and Joe Cole kicking off last night’s Lille vs Marseille game is an unexpected but absolutely delightful Paris-Roubaix x West Ham crossover to start the weekend. Extraordinary stuff.

I think my favourite thing about Magnus Backstedt’s Roubaix win is that the madman came 4th defending his title with a fractured wrist after hitting the deck at Gent-Wevelgem the following year, too.

(Legend has it there’s still a dent in the road.)

Right then…

Get involved. These things are little time (saving) machines.

New predictions segment

Stood up in front of a derelict church, pretending to embrace a lamb that’ll soon be sent to slaughter.

It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor. It really happened though.

Almost certainly going to be another Monument for the rider in the rainbow bands after Remco’s LBL last year.

But let’s get #MakingTheCalculation for the sake of a bit of Sunday afternoon fever at De Ronde…

🥇 MvdP 🌈
🥈 Toms Skujiņš 🕺
🥉 Alberto Bettiol 🤌

Newcastle 4-3 West Ham.

They’ll use this game as a “great advert for the Premier League” yet in reality it proves the sheer incompetence or sheer corruption from the officials on the pitch and behind VAR.

Two non penalties given and clear red card missed.

When we’ve had three goals ruled out against Aston V-ill-AR last time round with an extra half an hour added looking for the tiniest infringement, this really is exasperating stuff.

Because our man here is trending: a reminder that he’s just another gammon who doesn’t understand that everyone pays for our roads via council tax.

🟡 2013 - Joining in the celebrations of an #AFCW imbledon “Great Escape” 🔵

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2024 - Captain of England for the first time against Belgium tomorrow night and winning a 50th cap. 🦁

Congrats Declan Rice #AFCW